Three interesting things happened to me this morning:
1) I went to the DMV to pay my registration renewal. I lost the bill they
sent me so I asked them for another one. I got a crumpled up piece of
paper in the mail with the amount I had to pay but I couldn't figure out
where to send the payment. I'm kind of stupid like that. So I went over
there to pay it. It's been maybe 8 years since I last visited my friendly
neighborhood DMV and all I remember are horror stories about how long the
wait is. I also recently watched the movie Domino which has a scene in a
DMV and it's pretty crowded there. They always say to make an appointment
but I didn't. Not because I'm daring, but because I'm stupid like that.
It turns out, the non-appointment line went faster than the appointment
line and I got my stuff done in less than 10 minutes. If you renew your
registration at the DMV, they give you the sticker right at the office. It's
pretty cool. My dentist used to give me stickers right at the office also.
But that's not what was interesting. I asked a clerk if I can exit out of
a particular door and he said that I could, but I should cover my ears when
the alarm goes off. What? An alarm? Whoa, scary. It turns out he was just
messing with me and I could use the exit. So I did.
2) Upon leaving the DMV I saw a license plate that read: LUV*heart*DNA.
The *heart* is that heart shape thing that you can get on license plates.
I thought that was pretty interesting because I, too, love
Deoxyribo Nucleic acid.
Without DNA, I could never have become the twisted abomination that I am.
I would never have inherited my warrior spirit from my warlord ancestors
if it wasn't for that lovable double helix swimming inside of me. So I
love DNA. Maybe not enough to proudly proclaim it through a vanity
license plate but i do love DNA.
3) When I got to work, I had a message on my phone. It was from the US
Census Bureau. They were running a census on college graduates for some
reason they told me but I forgot as soon as I heard the period at the
end of the sentence. I never got the form they sent me so I did it over
the phone. It was fun answering questions over the phone. A lot of them
are more verbose than a Tolkien-esque description of a bump on a log and
having them read to me over the phone was a soothing reminder of my ADD.
(Or ADHD, but I wasn't really hyperactive at 9 in the morning.) My answer
to more than one of the questions was, "WhaHuhWhatAreTheChoicesAgain?"
Anyway, it didn't take very long and was a fun way to start off my day.
Now that I think about it, the last time we had a census, I filled out
their dictionary-sized booklet and mailed it in. Apparently it never
reached its destination so I had to do that census over the phone also.
Hmm, they must know I love answering questions over the phone. And yes, I
do hear periods. Quit dotting so loud.
Then I started doing work and nothing was as interesting as these tasty
tidbits.